stream of consciousness writing is my favorite way of writing

i've been listening to a lot of lo-fi lately both because i've been getting back into it and in an attempt to recreate that sort of fuzzed out, gnarled sound in my own music.

times new viking has been the soundtrack to my last two months or so.

when i was in high school i was really into the vaselines. that was lo-fi. it took me a couple listens to realize that they liked to talk about sex. i suppose i should've understood that when eugene kelly moaned about how raw he wanted rory to ride him. then i giggled because i thought hey this is dirty.

but it's not really that dirty in comparison to, say, lil wayne. i like a long haired thick red bon open up her legs then filet mignon that pussy i'm a get in and on that pussy if she let me in i'm a own that pussy.

i wouldn't compare a pussy to a steak, i don't think. but i still like lil' wayne. and dirty music too.

considering celibacy is a strange thing. that's why i don't usually do it.

zach galifianakis is a very funny man. he reminds me of a friend of mine a little bit.

i've been watching this tv show called bored to death. i think i am bored, existentially. but it's a good show. wow. i was going to put a random still from the show up and when google image searched 'bored to death' this is what came up.

 

that's got to be the best thing ever. the file name was 'cooterpunch'. now this is interesting for two reasons. first of all, it is incredibly fitting for this blog post. secondly, cooter is my favorite word in the world. look at the dude's face. i can't tell if he's super pissed off or incredibly fucking excited. damn. that just made my day.

alright. bored to death. jonathan ames, played by jason schwartzman, is a writer who is bored with his life and decides to pose as a private detective on craigslist. i like craigslist. and i would like to be proactively bored.

but i'm not, in general. unless this is proactive. i don't know if it is.

i wonder if i'm going to go bald one day. and, if i were to go bald, whether i would rock it or comb what little hair i had left over my balding zones or if i would just get a toupée or if i would kill myself.

i don't think i would kill myself. maybe being bald is fun. you could get a sunburn on your scalp. and then it would peel and flake and get all red and sore.

remember the 'parental advisory: explicit content' labels they had on cd's? do they still have those, anyway? i guess they don't have cd's anymore. who is 'they'? anyway. that used to be a badass thing. i had a t-shirt with that label on it and i had a poster of it in my room. on the itunes store if something is explicit there is a square red box with the word 'explicit' in it. it's not as exciting or forbidden. it's bored to death. could bob dylan be considered explicit, ever?

that's weird. and see what i mean? it's not badass to have a little red explicit box next to your song. i miss my childhood. read below.

when i watched napoleon dynamite i spent an hour looking online to see if people actually sold stupid time machines that they built themselves. time machines are an impossible concept to grasp. theoretically, if they were possible, then why wouldn't they exist now? or thousands of years ago? someone in the future would have developed one and brought it back in time and marketed it commercially to the knights in king arthur's court so that the world could become more advanced back then so that it would be even more advanced in the time that the time machine was actually developed in. or maybe it has happened and that's why i'm writing on a MacBook Pro laptop on a website owned by Google ® called blogger. i'm listening to kid sister's album right now. i don't like it.

i like no wave music. and its contemporary incarnations. look it up.

full circle. i think that's a good place to stop. from music to music, with some mayonnaise, mustard, lettuce and turkey in between. i'm not going to read this until i press the orange button underneath this box in which you type your blog post that says 'publish post' and that is next to the blue button that says 'save now'.